aFairlyLargeCat

If I said what I'd enjoy watching be done to this human shaped object over several hours I'd be banned from here for a whole new level of inciting violence.

I've seen what you've done with hypersonic carrier killers and I want more.

I watched the first moon landing live in college.

Jesus Christ, perfect.

to our roundest comrade

Love that my old Commodore 64 required you to physically solder a switch into the circuit board to allow you to reset it.

Good morning! Remember to:

• take meds
• bagel
• write overview of new gradual code migration project
• skibidi toilet 9/11
• walk the dog

Never become an FBI informant, they will never let you go. If you do become an informant, record EVERYTHING Nixon style.

Obey. The. Rules.

Man getting another preview of all the shit the demons are going to do to him when he dies soon.

Guess nobody likes me now