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I'm sorry, what happened to the metaverse Zuck?

This is ridiculous. Clearly the solution is for Elon Musk's Boring Company to build Hyperloops underneath each school, to allow students to escape quickly in their Teslas.

It hurt itself in its confusion!

But also, a lot of programming languages exist simply because a programmer really wanted to write a programming language.

Amazing news. A carbon tax is much more effective when it's involuntary!

It looks like they slapped a turd emoji in the center of the cockpit.

"If I can pull this off, I'll have free ice-cream for life!"

"I'm going to count down from 10, and if you haven't stopped invading Ukraine and are back in Russia tucked in bed, you're going to be in BIG TROUBLE!"

Not that surprising considering Japanese government only retired floppy disks in 2024 and fax machines are still in widespread use there.

35 years! It's almost unheard of to be at a single game company for so long.

Perhaps if you're at war with every country around you, you're the problem.

Honestly, I wouldn't trust most commercial VPNs these days, especially the ones that are nearly always on 100% discount sales. If they're not making their revenue from customers, they must be making it some other way. And that's a mighty fine data set they're sitting on.