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the greatest Onion writer could never come up with a headline like this

I never thought I would see anyone else say it, finally!

some people do their best work when drunk

ah, yes because as we all know, reddit is known for its very intelligent conversation

Knowledge is knowing Frankincense is the doctor. Wisdom is knowing Frankincense is the monster

don't forget the poor beaver space program

why would you trust someone who uses his platform to purposely harm the reputation of companies competing with the one he is invested in?

not could kill you, will kill you. Electricity is coming for you, there is nothing you can do to escape it.

I read Austria as Australia and was very confused for a second

I'm supposed to be emotionally fulfilled?

I personally want AI that will delete itself upon being created, so I don't have to deal with it and the stupidity it causes in people

, The, more, commas, you, use, the, better,