Zozano

Yep. Just being pedantic for the sake of it lol. A lot of people don't realize our solar system is flying through space at astronomical speed.

I suppose technically the only thing which is stationary is the center of the universe.

Rich coming from a person who implied Apple innovated, when all they really did was be the first ones to assemble a consumer product out of already invented tech.

I think the implication is that the sun was in the same position in the sky, meaning the earth stopped spinning without everyone being launched sideways at 1,000mp/h

Also, how do you have a 'day' without the earths rotation? Do they just mean 24 hours? It's like the days in Genesis, apparently the sun was made on the fourth DAY. That one's a head scratcher. Also, God made light on day 1. What light? God's fucking flashlight?

And one final interesting fact, our sun is actually moving at 200km/s, as is earth, and everything else in our solar system, as it moves around the milky way.

Debunking shit in the Bible really feels like you're that guy who is deliberately looking for plotholes while watching a movie and everyone else going "shut up you're ruining it", but you know the movie is trash and makes no fucking sense.

Minor correction, the Wikipedia article says it is alternatively expressed as - meaning that the expanded definiton which is "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game", implies the first definition is that you have to know before you play.

Suicide by point blank RPG. Sensational

How did they win exactly? By not playing?

Rule 1 is: you are now playing the game.

You cannot win if you don't start playing.

This weeks special! Catch a Mewtwo by purchasing any two tabacco products or a combined total of one litre of products containing high-fructose corn syrup!

Is Pokemon just going to act as a thinly veiled privacy invasion tool?

Pokemon Go encourages you to share your location at all times. Now they want to know when you're sleeping.

Next app: Pokemon Budget! Upload your invoices to track spending habits and catch rare Pokemon for saving money!

You cannot win the game though.

Also I lost last week so I'm not salty.

Thank you! I haven't laughed that hard in a year or more. My sides hurt.

I dualboot to play games with anti-cheat. There are so many counterintuitive design choices on Windows, it's seriously fucked. They have removed options which used to exist. WHY?! It's not a security risk, it's just a basic feature. I don't understand.

Also photons cease to exist once you move into their space, there would be no light to enter your eyes attoseconds after stopping time, meaning you would be blind.