Zozano

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

There are two ways to view The Matrix 4.

When I first watched it I hated the fuck out of it.

After thinking about it, I realised its genius; it is immune from criticism. The movie is shit on purpose.

Don't think of the movie as a Matrix sequel - because it isn't. Lana didn't want to make this movie (as explicitly stated in the first act), but she also didn't want anyone else to touch it.

So, she permanently and deliberately sabotaged her legacy. There is no ambiguous ending; she executed her baby in the messiest way possible and I respect the fuck out of her for it.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Who's made these comics? I've seen a bunch before and they're great, but never found a source.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I'm not talking about exploiting them (and even if we could the value would be infinitesimally small). From a gameplay perspective it's just boring. Everything is out of your control. Even if you get a shit start you can't reroll, you have to deal with it for literally YEARS.

Not to mention the sound they make is so aggravating that older male players want to kill them to be quiet. It's a good thing one of the beta updates made babies heads produce a chemical which dulls aggression in males and heightens protective traits in females.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Can I get a perceived attractiveness buff plz

Also, combined sex and waste organs; awful idea.

Human babies need a buff, they're functionally useless for far too long. Other mammals can stand immediately.

Way too many incompatible preference traits. Cheese being delicious but also requiring to enslave another being for manufacturing, with a 50/50 chance it makes your asshole explode. Way too chaotic.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I like nuka cola"

"That's not a luxury"

"Whats a luxury then?"

"Private prydwen"

"Larry, I'm on Swan-tales"

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Totally expected, but I love to see it.

He's going to get dragged over those coals so slowly.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

should there be an "all off" button?

NO! Movies would be so much more entertaining if the bad guy learned the error of his ways but was still unable to stop the robot slaughter.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a different thing. Normally people who are annoying are not safe.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

People being angry about paying reparations are silly. They act like money is being taken out of their pockets.

The amount of tax we pay doesn't change, and the tax will be going towards improving peoples lives.

If we're going to get salty about how our tax money is spent, maybe we should be looking at the billions of dollars given to billionaire companies.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

opens the doors to activism

Cool, where do I sign up?

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