It's maggots all the way down.
Zozano
joined 2 years ago
What's the difference between a redneck maggot and every other maggot?
Redneck maggots have a dicktooth
Fist? You're PUNCHING flies?!
OP, The ~~CU~~NT
I'm eager for the update, I love Valheim.
Always a good idea to start a new world with each big patch too, to make sure map generation occurs properly.
Swamp is where the game starts to get hard. You need to begin using your skills for parrying and dodge rolling.
Block at the perfect time for a parry, and jump while blocking to roll.
Rolling is super powerful. If you time it the same as a parry, you'll get invincibility frames.
I realised all these years later that so many games from my childhood had the issue of "floaty characters".
Mario 64 felt so good because you could run at full speed, snap the alalog stick back and jump, and Mario would pivot on a bees dick and launch himself at your face.
Explicit Sync gets me chubbed up bro.
You wouldn't believe how many times I've fantasised about the GPU syncing up with the kernel.
Think about how hot the GPU would be when it tells the kernel it's just about to finish (rendering).
I could just sit in my room alone, all day, curtains closed, door locked, watching the compositor display my applications without any jitter.
Did I just read an article to find ONE post about persuading a landlord to do themselves a favour?
Can I have my 5 minutes back?
Lol, remember when everyone was hyped about Valheim? It still isn't finished. (Next biome is coming out soon though!)
God damn I love people like this. We need more people with controlled, righteous fury to be put in positions to let rip.
Staring contest, 3, 2, 1, GO!