Well shit lol.
I guess I was conflating the pearly gates with the idea of St. Peter, and a queue of people - that part isn't in there.
Zozano
joined 2 years ago
Of course I won't be teleported, I'll just slowly ascend into the sky, where the oxygen thins out, and I eventually freeze solid in the vacuum of space.
Fuck off with that Runescape armor trimming bullshit, go touch grass in level 50 wildy.
I guess its because I paid for the Premium Crush The Patriarchy package.
At least I got some free stickers.
Another fun fact, there are no Pearly Gates in the Bible.
Fuck off with that Truth Social hysteria. Get out of here.
"Did you get all of that?"
Did you know chickens shit and lay eggs from the same hole?
Disgusting. Farmer Todd will not see another cent from me.
Fun fact:
The Bible says everyone goes to heaven at the same time. So I guess the souls just chill out until the rapture happens?
By my definition, family is who you treat like family.
I remember the day that I applied to be a member of the ANTIFA organization. It was a gorgeous day, the sun warmed my back as I walked into their headquarters, documents in hand.
I met with the president, board members and committee. They gave me a uniform, took my picture, and printed an ID.
Then, I was invited into the private group chat, which everyone in ANTIFA is in.
But, times have changed.
Since then, they sold my data, and now I get fucking Dominos Pizza coupons all day. How am I meant to fight fascism with fucking pizza.
I tried to control my laughter in front of my Trump loving father, but hearing him reply to the question "[how do you know it's DEI's fault]?" with "[it's totally possible]" sent my sides into orbit. That's elementary school level rhetoric.
How does this even make sense? Either someone is qualified to fly a plane or not. It's simply not about employing someone for the sake of diversity, if the requirement is a pilots licence.
But it gets at an even more stupid point. Obviously Trump wants white men flying planes, because in his mind they're the best at doing that job. Any other demographic performing that role is part of the woke mind virus or some shit.