Zozano

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think something like BotW crossed with Dark Souls.

Skip out on having a trainer. You play as a ditto, battling different pokémon which have their own movesets in battle, and traverse the environment using their techniques.

Eventually word gets out about the ditto which can freely transform and trainers begin trying to hunt you down.

Battle consists of managing your stamina. Stamina drain depends on the pokémon and the type of move.

Heavy pokémon have a large stamina drain on dodge. Nimble pokémon are great for preemptive strikes, but lack the attack power of the bigger guys.

Saving your stamina for breaking the enemy's weakness means an opportunity to transform into your charizard form and let loose a barrage of attacks, then swapping back before the enemy recovers.

Obviously elemental powers are in play, fire can be used to set grass on fire (like farcry 2), electricity can be used to shock enemies in water (like BioShock).

Defeating trainers means you can take their items, and transform into them. You need to be careful about navigating cities, as your ditto-face will alert people to your presence.

The objective of the game is to reunite with your ditto clan on the other side of the map, because you're a horny ditto, and you want to have fuck with another ditto and have a hundred babies, so you can have a hundred friends, and nobody can say no to being your friend.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My best guess, is based on the wide hips, and holding their bellies, along with the baby one, might be some kind of pregnancy / childbirth good-luck charm.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't own a DVD/bluray player. I don't pay for streaming, never will, I hate the business model. If a movie is released and I want to support it, I'll watch it in cinemas (Mickey 17).

If not, I'll wait.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Fidget spinners

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Tumbler has one of the worst comment layouts...

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

I actually encourage a watch of the fourth film, but not as a Matrix movie.

Lana Wachowski took her beloved franchise, executed it, pissed on its corpse, and left it unburied.

The film explicitly states that Warner Bros threatened to make it without her, so she decided to produce it in a way that would guarantee fans ignored it, and the franchise would be definitively concluded.

The entire movie is a "fuck you for making me do this" and I applaud it for that. It's such a shit film, but I need to give it credit for its stance.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Phil Conners shoes are fine too

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That was dialogue our written into the movie which was scrapped before the movie was released, which could be interpreted as hyperbolic, since the director stated it was 10 years, then 30-40 years in a different interview.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Then, to break the curse you'll need to find Rita, and make her love you.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned about the implication of never breaking the curse.

Would failing to break the curse mean the universe fails to continue?

You would be responsible for the end of time, if so.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Assuming you can figure out how to break the curse.

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