Zozano

joined 2 years ago
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Ugly Americans.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought the show ended with the movie and it wrapped things up?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

WHERE THE FUCK IS NL?!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I remember hearing that the show was canceled shortly after this. It's such a power move. You can't counter it.

Even if you think its a bluff, it's too risky to test it.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 68 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Haha look at these old people laughing at old people memes

checks how old I am

FUCK

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Cloud people, mole people, Ted Cruz

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The problem is everyone is "disgustingly educated"

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Had me again at g-grocery

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I'm not a woman, but on behalf of my partner: she's awesome with graphic design, in less than a year, as a contractor for a national graphic design agency, she has won employee of the month, which included a nice $100 bonus (she doesn't work for the company directly, this is unheard of).

But me, personally, I'm really good at laying in bed and making my pussy feel good.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Just because they're part of the server doesn't mean they knew it was there.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
  • phone falls out of my pocket on the way to bed
  • bend over to pick it up
  • fuck it, lay in bed with my feet at the wall end
  • put my phone down, under my sick katana mount
  • go to sleep
  • alarm goes off
  • I turn over and bring the full weight of my arm down on the phone
  • I don't feel my phone
  • I don't feel my hand
  • I'm all-right now.
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

"For being held up in ways my arms shouldn't bend, some dickhead threatened my life" - Wombat Jones

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