Zozano

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

The song is purely fictional.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember this quote.

But I do remember "Yeah! Who Won The Lottery? I Did!"

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 28 points 4 months ago

Umm... No? The song is from Fallout: New Vegas, duh.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 94 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

For your convenience:

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day. Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say. No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip.

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town. He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around. He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip. And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip.

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red. Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead. He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24. And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more. One and 19 more.

Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around. Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town. He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead. And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red. After Texas Red.

Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red. But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead. 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip. 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip.

The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet. It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street. Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath. They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death. About to meet his death.

There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play. And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today. Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped. And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip.

It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round. There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground. Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip. When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip. Big iron, big iron. When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yeah I don't think dogs need training for that but ok

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'm also an absolute dumbfuck. And I can confidently tell you, as a matter of fact, that I don't know.

I'm running SWAG reverse proxy, my DNS is not tunneled, I share my Jellyfin with others outside my network.

My primary concern is my server gets hacked, or I get charged with distributing 'public domain movies'

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't downvote you, but I understand the depths of your degeneracy and why you don't have any friends.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

That's cool, but where's the gay one?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Still haven't watches the last season... I don't see the point now.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Ugly Americans.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought the show ended with the movie and it wrapped things up?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

WHERE THE FUCK IS NL?!

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