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Next do suicidal people.

"Thank you for your interesting query! Taking the plunge can be an intimidating endeavour, but done in the right way, it can be a very fulfilling experience. To start your journey 2 meters under, jump off a small object you feel comfortable with. As you gain experience with your newfound activity, work your way up slowly but surely. When you are ready to take the final solution, remember, it was not just the small jumps that got you there — it was all of the friends you did not make along the way."

When you unplug Grandpa to charge your phone: The future is now, old man.

That's an interesting argument for direct democracy, which I haven't heard before.

It's always nice when new people come into this community!

Yes, but not on our territory. ;)

Sometimes on products I buy you see things like "don't put the plastic bag over your head" or "don't leave unattended around children". I always ask myself who that's for and then I remember the USA exist. :)

Edit: Also, we have a proverb here about this exact kind of warning. It goes something like this: "This is an American-grade warning, like not to put your dog into the microwave."

With a Bail Pepper, I'd imagine his customer base of financial institutions in the USA would be quite long.

Don't scare me like that! 💀

To my knowledge, it still happens. The concept's called "Windows Rot" and has been there since the 90s. Hey, but maybe adding bloatware like screenshotting your entire screen, every five seconds will magically fix it. Also, Windows has moved away from its own framework for the start menu and has instead used the JavaScript React thingy, result being that if you spam the start menu button, you can saturate your CPU. That's not a joke.

Won't someone think of the investors?

Could you imagine a world where women would be real?

When I still used this trash many years ago, it gradually made my PC slower. At that, consistently with every update.