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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One (theonion.com)
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day (theonion.com)
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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)
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'This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism' vs. 'No It Won’t' (theonion.com)
 

This classic from The Onion was originally published all the way back in 2003.

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Trump accuses Iran of not buying him enough jets (chaser.com.au)
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary (theonion.com)
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Trump criticizes ‘non-working holidays’ on Juneteenth (www.cnn.com)
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Texas Doctor Tapes Pregnancy Pamphlet To Comatose Woman’s Forehead (theonion.com)
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A Quebec toddler was found alive after a 4-day search. It's a rare outcome, police say (www.cbc.ca)
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Laid-Back Dad Just Wants New Pair Of Brandless Aviators He Got At Omaha Gas Station In 1993 For Father’s Day (theonion.com)
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The National Weather Service issues Alaska's first ever heat advisory (apnews.com)
'Build your own manufacturing': Trump-voting business owner stung by tariffs savaged after asking for ways to keep company afloat in c/politics@lemmy.world
"Art of the Deal" To Include New Chapter on How To Shit Your Pants and Fold After One Day in c/theonion@midwest.social
Trump officials growing tired of ‘unfunny’ and ‘irritating’ Musk in c/politics@lemmy.world
*Permanently Deleted* in c/technology@lemmy.world
Trump officials growing tired of ‘unfunny’ and ‘irritating’ Musk in c/politics@lemmy.world
North Ogden police DUI training turned into 'drunken party,' newly obtained letter says in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
North Ogden police DUI training turned into 'drunken party,' newly obtained letter says in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
*Permanently Deleted* in c/news@lemmy.world
Texas county that swung to Trump grapples with immigration crackdown after bakery is targeted in c/politics@lemmy.world
‘Unhappy’ Trump shaken by Musk briefing on secret China war plan in c/politics@lemmy.world
Chinese-Produced “Made in USA” Stickers Now 34% More Expensive in c/theonion@midwest.social
U.S. companies say Canadian retailers are turning away products in c/politics@lemmy.world
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