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https://youtu.be/Ryjpbd4D4bg

Easy clean up.

They built a couple more walls around the White House for some reason.

What contractor would even consider doing anything for this shitty tasteless moneypit of a sub human? He never posts his bills.

Even when he has access to public funds to pay for his horrible ideas, nobody gets paid but he and his chronies.

They'll probably start collecting rainbow bracelets off of people they beat up as trophies.

You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin

I worked at a grocery store during lockdown and Celtic Sea salt trended on tick tock. We couldn't keep that shit on the shelf. One or two dudes would clean us out as soon as we restocked and flip it online for a huge markup.

It's just fucking salt. You'd have to eat a pound of it to get any sort of benefit from the trace minerals.

Yeah, somebody hasn't refreshed their browser since 2010.

Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.

I've got nothing to hide ;)...

Had TSA take me aside and X-ray my laptop for a good 20 minutes last time I flew.

To be fair, the laptop had a sticker that insinuated drug use, but it's not like I had hidden a thousand doses of Mega LSD under the SSD (which it really looked like they were scanning for).

I imagine they asked you to power the baby off and on whilst they hid behind a blast shield.