YoungSheldonAdelson

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[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

CW: Death

Cops in Spokane just executed someone for allegedly trying to shoplift from a walmart.

It's got all the hallmarks, "gun was found on the suspect," "both officers injured," "the suspect tried to tase me!"

https://web.archive.org/web/20231204122203/https://www.krem.com/article/news/crime/officer-involved-shooting-walmart/293-8cff9af5-4483-410d-90f7-1b44b742c82c

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't eat octopus anymore. squidward-chill

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stealing is cool.

:cadaver-synod:

I’d say we could throw his decrepit corpse into the Potomac, but that river has seen enough shit.

I have no hope that the American electorate will be thinking about the genocide in Gaza 11 months from now. 11 months is an eternity in the context of the average American’s capacity for cultural memory.

Saying stuff like this is what got Madison Cawthorn executed.

Don't ask next time.

I tapped out at "the West gave us scientific inquiry."

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude went to law school and still didn't know better than to not huff the burning tire fumes in an afghanistan trash pit. That's a Darwin Award nominee if you ask me.

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