Never keep raw garlic in oil at room temperature. It creates an anaerobic environment in which C. Botulinum thrives.
YoungSheldonAdelson
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Amerifat brainrotted dem voters when Putin wins an election with 99% of the vote 
Genocide-supporting Russiagate facebook minion-posters when Israel intercepts 99% of the Iranian drones 
Plan A: The Americans sell us and subsidize a fleet of F-16s, fully equipped with state of the art target-lock AMRAAMS.
Plan B: Charlie’s dad works a lot and probably won’t notice his weekender is missing for quite a while. Load her up, boys!
The landleech class must be liquidated. Literally.
As I was leaving the movie I heard someone behind me say, "I wish there didn't have to be a Holy War."
:muad'dib-sad:
Lloyd Austin has taken time out of his busy schedule of pissing all over himself to be here today.
The Democrats not being found culpable for war crimes they're committing: "It's this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong political party discovered." 
Now that looks like a sling with the power to topple a giant. Righteous.
Is it really called the "David's Sling" missile defense system? These people are so fucking gay for the bible. Just put your dick in it, you know you want to.
Virgin David's Jockstrap vs Chad 
Look out! It’s
Oh no she’s wearing AirPods!