Yeromon

I'm breaking in, shaping up

then checking out of the prison bus

this is it, the apocalypse

wooaoh

Tag yourself. I'm the upper right one.

*immediately needs psychiatric help*

About to charge your phone to 110%

I'm pretty sure you could have a neon sign saying "I want to go out with you" and I still wouldn't pick up on it

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its cuteness.

Gotta make sure the online one stays secret by never sharing your username.

Is energy drink ok? I think I'm half caffeine by now.

Thank you, I made the account around the time the whole API fiasco was going on and so far enjoy it here more than reddit.

Don't forget: 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big, so don't stop.

Neat. But that's a bat. Does that hold true for most mammals?

Talking privilege revoked