Xande

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[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago

Hello Americans... welcome to the forth Reich!

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

What did he eat?

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

If there is some god... I hope hell is a place reserved for this people...

before their own painfull death... I hope they suffer, they have to watch all their beloved people, siblings and offspring die horrible painfull deaths and everyone they hold dear suffer, suffer and suffer... until they die as the oldest humans in ages, bound in a catatonic state for decades and I will gleefully keep the machines running that keep them alive!

And people wonder why I despise all religious institutions, no matter the flavour of their business selling people an empty shell they named hope.

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

You guys know my dad?

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

*Oh zerfrettelter Grunzwanzling Dein Harngedränge ist für mich Wie Schnatterfleck auf Bienenstich.

Grupp, ich beschwöre dich, mein punzig Turteldrom. Und drängel reifig mich mit krinklen Bindelwördeln Denn sonst werd ich dich rändern in deine Gobberwarzen Mit meinem Börgelkranze, wart's nur ab!

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 weeks ago

Genau mein Gedanke!

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, please, that self sphincter fondling show should have died 20 years ago, when Gido Horn baa'd "Piep, piep, piep, ich hab euch alle lieb..."

The very last reminder this event overstayed its welcome should have been Stefan Raab blubbering "Wadde hadde dude da?"

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

I hope so. But I also fear who's coming after him.

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They for sure work on that for their "beloved leader"... but in the end I predict parades held in his honour in front of a Mausoleum, where a hugh dried up, orange painted turd with a yellow toupet is on display in a glass box.

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I bet some megaMAGAmorons will embark on a quest to prove their nonsense right... and in the end find out it was the same companies that polluted the air, water and soil whos CEOs are buddybuddy with their beloved leader...

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Oh, the blonde clown again!

But she has better looks than Deputy Doofy...

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

You know the stereotypes about germans, no humor, stare at you, love their rules and laws, cold and pedantic, wait for the green light on a pedestrian crossing at 3 in the morning, but go pedal to the metal the moment their Porsche/Benz/BMW enters the Autobahn... and we drink beer all day and eat Sauerkraut.

:)

Seriously, the only Sauerkraut I really like is the batch my Dad makes every year in autumn and I don't drink beer.

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