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Woly
joined 5 years ago
Totally possible. How many presidents have been elected with a negative approval rating? Zero? It definitely feels like Biden could be the first.
Embrace the art of bullshit - no clinic has the resources to fact check your claim that your dad only makes $15,000 a year as a bottle collector.
Yes! That's the post I was thinking about for the last three months! I knew it was floating around somewhere in the vaults.
He just sings about housing vouchers and means testing.
A republican candidate for the house or state senate in one of the Dakotas will literally kill their opponent with a gun during a debate and get elected.
A truck full of uranium waste will disappear. The story will be covered by all news agencies for exactly one week and then never be mentioned again. In 2025, a dirty bomb will be set off by "Hamas" in a major population center.
An article will come out revealing that Biden's aides have secretly been testing his food because they're afraid of Kamala Harris poisoning him. This will not affect Kamala's approval rating in either direction.
Someone will be murdered by a white women for picking up litter in a Walmart parking lot because her wine friends told her that it was a secret way for pedophile crime rings to pass messages to eachother.
In that same town there will be a single article written about an underage prostitution ring being run by a bunch of retired state troopers for superbowl games. No one will read it.
There will be a massive civil war on twitter over whether or not black people need to "take a break so that we can focus on antisemitism right now."
Someone will leave cum on Rand Paul's desk in the senate.
I unironically believe that Hillary Clinton would strangle Biden to death with her bare hands in the oval office to take his spot.
And then one of her psycho failure acolyte assistants walks in while she's panting over his crumpled corpse and says "Uhhhhh, he's not getting up, is he?"
He's fettied his last wap 😔
You ever been down so bad that you
Who can really be said to exist? A fractured self that can neither imagine it's future nor accurately recall it's passed, tossed too and fro by the storm of blood sugar and horny and need to pee, trying to create an accurate simulation of the neuronal activity occuring in the pitch black calcium vault of a strangers skull!
Who is that stranger? I know only what i see with my imperfect eyes that assemble fragmentary images using a horrifying assembledge or tricks, hacks, and outright lies! My ears desperately seek for meaingful patterns in every change in airpressure!
On the basis of no evidence at all i think we ought to be sensitive to people who are upset when fictional characters get hurt because the part of our brain that says "this person is not real" and "this person is in distress and i should have emotions about it" aren't always communicating as reliably as we would like.
Oil companies be like ^
That game was 100% dumb dogshit from start to finish and I will disregard the opinion of anyone who says otherwise.