Woly

Is there an emoji of the speech bubble that makes the text above it seem like a quote? Like the memes.

Proof that God is real, and he is a poster.

Finding a mouse toy in my dog girl's sock drawer and calling my mom in tears.

Sportsball update:

Really strong showing from Block Cutie so far, but Beebo Clamswell has got to move faster out there. Meanwhile Flam Darnold is looking very fresh and you can't deny that Ishmael Pochacco and Washee Pilaf are an unstoppable force on the field tonight, followed closely by Squeed McMasonjar.

Also what a thrill to see Charlsbartus Grunstum there on the sidelines - it must be so inspiring to see one of the best forward-back-wide-tight receivers of all time watching you play.

I lost my car keys and had a full on meltdown trying to find them so I could drive to work the next morning at 2am. Was about to shell out 300+ for an emergency locksmith before I found my key wedged between the cushions of a chair.

I live in a city with a massive public transportation system, btw. It just doesn't fucking function outside of normal commuting hours. I hate having to rely on a car.

I'm not exaggerating, when I read the hashtag I actually cried out in pain in my living room.

This is a good point, we'll have to develop a countercell to take down all of the mods that have been compromised. I'm hereby founding the Taupe Phalanx. We will come in the mid afternoon; you might expect us, but you'll be very tired from lunch!

"Nice try, professor Xavier, but Magneto isn't the only mutant who's figured out how to block your telepathy!"

Yeah, you could say I'm basically like Satire Goku from that show, Gochujang Kaiser Roll 😏

You sleep on your back? Try folding up a small towel and laying it over your eyes like a blindfold. Darker color is better, a black T-shirt works too. I find it's easier to sleep with something like that over my face than an eye mask.

You've got a gigantic -

Deeeeee Iiiiiiii Ceeeeee Kaayy

Whatever happened to those posts about the "silver wave" or the "gray shadow" or whatever the fuck that was like a Q drop threatening to destroy this website? Did that guy ever follow up on those posts? I was curious what the master plan was...