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Uploading another petabyte of anti-earth propaganda into the illegal broadcast station before calling down an airstrike on my teammates' heads

Washing your ass is bourgeois decadence

Doing praxis by dropping my connection in the last 30 seconds of my Helldivers match

Anyone have recommendations for good movies about The Troubles? Preferably not some both sides boo hoo bullshit?

I've actually been sick with some kinda flu all week and had no appetite, so finally forcing some down was like drinking a mana potion.

My stew has too much potatoes 😳

I just wanted to finish the bag, now I've got like, the most calorie dense food I've ever made.

I was sent to kill the only one, who could've stopped The Nothing, I lost him in the Swamps of Sadness. His name, was Atreyu!

our white guy protagonist sees a set of samurai armor, stares at it in awe for like five seconds, and then says "Shogun", the name of the show, for very little reason

Uh, the reason is that the show is extremely good, that's why 😤

Sometimes you just get bum yeast, it can happen even with a fresh package.

My cat is very nosy today, in that he will not stop poking me with his nose. He's not even hungry, he just keeps poking me until I rub his head for a while, and if I start he immediately starts poking me again. I'm constantly getting booped with a little cold wet nose 🙄

Oh thank goodness he finally curled up and relaxed.

Ummmm, based?!