WittyProfileName2

joined 4 years ago

revealed he was baptized Sunday in the River Thames.

It sounds like he was.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"Procedural generation"

Gaze upon my vast array of extremely similar structures/landscapes, this totally won't turn exploring the world into a boring chore.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Labour Party moment.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This map is the kinda thing you make when your only understanding of history comes from 4X games.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I assumed it's supposed to be Anglo-Saxons but, like, it doesn't really fit with the territory they had before the Normans conquered them.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was still in the closet, I grew and maintained a big beard as part of my attempts at performative masculinity.

Not saying that this is what's happening with most men who're growing 'em out, but sometimes I see a bloke with a well maintained set of facial hair looking absolutely miserable and my egg radar starts shrieking.

What's been really bizarre is seeing the paranoia about drag spark up in the UK.

Like, drag has been an essential part of pantomime theatre since forever, but the Americans started pissing themselves over it and suddenly every gammon in the country is shitting themselves over stuff that until this year was considered essential British culture. And now pantomime performances are getting protested by people who likely watched one every year at Christmas when they grew up.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wake up, new sicko dropped.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gonna start experimenting a little with dressing slightly more femme, I'll die before I let any fucker put me in a skirt but, like, I've bought these cute tights with pictures of moths on 'em that I'm gonna wear with my shorts.

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

Acetyl-CoA + 3H~2~O + 3NAD^+^ + FAD + ADP + Pi → 2CO~2~ + 3NADH + 3H^+^ + FADH~2~ + CoA-SH + ATP + H~2~O + AI

This combines the Krebs Cycle which relates to glucose metabolism with the addition of artificial intelligence (AI). By including AI in the equation, it symbolises my ability to wank myself to completion without touching my cock, simply by massaging my engorged ego.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Ok, but why'd she go to the backrooms to take this photo?

Fucking liminal horror-ass photoshoot.

As a teen seeing porn for the first time 'cos some classmate stopped me in the corridor and showed me pics of a naked woman and the only thing I felt was that I'd never be pretty like the woman pictured.

Between that and an aborted sexual encounter with a cute bloke 'cos I got naked and was just instantly turned off, I assumed I was ace for years.

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