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19/24, mostly by luck than knowledge of LOTR.

• the cape sundew I keep on my windowsill. As someone with a lot of house plants, it has been a godsend for keeping flies and other pests out of the house.

• my first aid kit. You never want to need one of these, but I've been glad to have it close to hand a fair few times

"My name is a shitting word."

• Eve Fartlow.

Have it writ upon your meagre grave that you were PPBed by Hexbear, last of the hogs.

I've heard of Trump and am sure Vivek is the one that did the foul murder to Indoril Nerevar, but since I'm not from America, can a burger brain give me gist of the other contestants?

Fucking fireworks. It's not the fifth yet, but already people are lighting up the night (and early evening).

Taking my dog back from his walk and the noise scared him so badly he hid in the bushes and it took forever to coax him back home.

c/meanwhileongrad in summary.

Prostrate yourself before her worldly avatar and you to may channel the powers of light herself.

I don't know how you walked away from The Shape of Water with such a shallow reading, but eh, not everyone's taste in films is the same.

I have a great dislike for the sorts of horror films where horror is conveyed entirely by long drawn out tension into a jumpscare. It bores me and then I stop caring about what's going on in the film. The Woman in Black is one that immediately springs to my mind, ironically because of how bland I thought it was. It's what you'd get if you told chatGPT to write the script for a horror movie. Just a bloke stumbling 'round a house at night being scared by random shit punctuated by daytime exposition scenes. I know it was trying to trying to say something about grief but I just couldn't care enough about it after the spooky violin lead up to the protagonist being startled by a tap making a loud noise when he turned it on.

Y'know, I've never thought about that before.

I guess, I would.

• Eager to discuss the cool things they've read.

• Able to make me laugh.

• Cleans up after themselves (I know, low bar).

• Communist of some stripe.

Superficial but:

• Physically stronger than me.

For what it's worth, I do find this somewhat reassuring.

I don't know if I'll ever get to where you are, but to hear that it could get better does make me feel a little less shitty.

Thank you.