Flavour NPC in the starter town who has, like, 1 line of repeating dialogue.
If I'm lucky, I'll turn up later to do the same line as part of a running gag. If I'm unlucky, I'll be obliterated when the protagonist's hometown gets wrecked for cheap pathos at the end of the tutorial.
Do murder ghosts or whatever count as dependents?
There's probably some nightmare tax form for this, isn't there?
POV: you're cornered at a wedding by that one uncle and he tries to break the ice by telling you a racist joke about China.
Begun, the cum wars have.
Jesus fuck.
Can you imagine being such an unimaginative personality vacuum that you have to ask an AI to make an insult for you.
And then when it produces this tepid fart of a roast getting so blown away by it that you share it online for all to see.
Man, this shit's so weak it wouldn't even make it into my predictive text.
You fools! Don't you understand? Ukraine is expecting an offensive from the land, Russia is gonna station their mothership directly above Kyiv and they won't even see it coming!
CIA's gonna have to interrupt Yuri Geller bothering Theresa May over spoons to bring him back to the psychic goat murder lab.
Yeah and HPV vaccinations are older than those still.
But, I guess "some scientists have developed a vaccine to lower the risk of one specific cause of one specific type of cancer." is less attention grabbing than "X country has developed a cancer vaccine"
Teachers don’t have to work a second job to survive unless they want to live the life that it would take 500 third world workers combined could afford.
Bad take, a sizable portion of teachers (in the US where this happened, but I've heard from mates that got into the profession it's just as bad in the UK) aren't payed enough to keep up with rising rents.
Nothing special.
I'm not in a relationship, not a fan of Valentine's day (Wales has its own saint dedicated to love/sick animals and I prefer to observe that one instead), but most of all I've been ill all week.
Woman of attrition.
Jo Cox got killed by a Christofascist while campaigning in 2016 and now every politician has got it into their head that even the slightest criticism is a threat on their life.