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Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you'll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn't just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you'll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.
"Lordsworn come up to me all the time. They come up and say "Morgott, the Tarnished is of passing skill." "Passing skill" they say. And I tell them, and you wouldn't believe how often I tell them. I tell them that this Tarnished can't even find a maiden, how's he supposed to become a lord? Now a good friend of mine, Gideon, he's very smart, knows all the words, well not as much as me but lots, Gideon tells me a tarnished can't even become elden lord. What is he thinking? Get outta here Tarnished, go back to sleepy Miquella and the losers at the Haligtree."
Theory:
Her husband realised they weren't in fact brother and sister and killed her in shame of diluting his magic flag cum/blood. Her body's been hacked up and buried all over their stupid fucking castle.
In, like, a month, a corgi will unearth a finger bone.
Still in awe that she used a doctor who argued for using electroshock to "cure" homosexuality as a nom de plume, yet people still deny that J.K. Rowling is a bigot.
She lives in a castle.
Gonna need, like, a trebuchet to [REDACTED] her.
Sometimes they suck, but I like it when a boss changes it up mid fight and forces me to adapt the tactics I'm using against them.
Case in point:
spoilers for Dark Souls 3
The final (non-DLC) boss of Dark Souls 3, Soul of Cinder is a masterwork of this. In phase one it cycles between the sorts of builds players used a lot in the previous games (e.g. a curved sword wielding pyromancer). Jumping between aggressive mode that require a more reactive play, and more defensive, magic utilising modes that needs to be countered by closing range and hitting hard before it has chance to unleash its hard hitting spells.
Phase two drops the mode switching mechanic in favour of a much more aggressive moveset that forces you into balancing defensive play and finding an opening to actually get a few hits in (or if you've built your character around sorceries spamming Crystal Soul Spear to kill it in, like, five seconds).
I think having moments like this that put you on the back foot and force you to adapt to a combat encounter is much more entertaining than, like, giving the boss a tonne of health.
How I sleep knowing that I have a fat cock
About 5,000 years ago neolithic farmers committed an act of mass deforestation in the British Isles the likes of which this damned island has never recovered from.
As the ages passed, all each successive generation has done is further damage the ecosystem, and its biodiversity.
I'd try to undo some of that damage. By reforresting from shore to shit stained shore. Let new woods swallow the follies of the petty tyrants who turned rolling hills and green meadows to fetid slag heaps.
Ugh, imagine being saes.
Back when Fox news did a piece claiming there were Muslim enforced "no go zones" in various UK cities and suddenly every American was an expert on what it was like to walk around these cities.
I had an extended argument with this one guy who insisted he knew more about the place I was living and studying in at the time than I did.
Like, unparalleled levels of smug condescension.