WhyIHateTheInternet

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Mallrats

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh you mean like every daschund ever?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hear whispers of cannibalism from these types occasionally.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Or every bad driver in California. I see those stickers on cars being driven by 50 year olds.

"My sweet summer child" is also infuriating

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have nipples

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lying is one of those things where you generally get worse at it as time goes on, due to having to lie to cover up previous lies and so on.

SAD!

Entrapment!

Or maybe I'm thinking of child endangerment?

Worse than that, millions of people actively chose this. AGAIN.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (12 children)

What was your mother's maiden name again?

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