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wait, the folder was in his fucking DESKTOP FOLDER?! WHO THE FUCK PUTS THEIR PORN FOLDER ON THEIR DESKTOP??? WITH ONE LEVEL OF NESTING??? SURELY I WON'T BE CAUGHT LACKING WITH THIS RIGOROUS INFOSEC

the principle of 'anyone who brings up a sexual inclination in a recurrent manner probably has that sexual inclination' continues to be true

also, as a neurotic infosec gal, I have to bring it up: what a fucking rookie mistake. even if the shit he had on his drive wasn't totally creepo, it's just bad practice to have fetishistic/pornographic material that easily accessible on a public-facing computer. 'never have your porn folder a click away' is basic fucking wisdom. buy an external drive. make an encrypted disk image. buy a laptop. nest the folder to hell and back. add literally any degree of separation between shit you don't want to air out publicly and your stream pc. foolish horndog behavior.

*zach hadel voice* doug walker comes into your house with an unlit cigar in his mouth and oatmeal cookie bourbon, what do you do

WOKEsylGAYnia

DO NOT QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES PERTAINING TO THE DECISION PRESENTED TO YOU, CITIZEN

I generated it

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sent it to my friend who's minoring in japanese

it's so joewari da for me

Hearing this for the first time and that was a real as fuck move from not fully self-aware me

Apparently toddler me got child leashed once by my mom at the airport and it was the one and only time this happened because I immediately got on all fours and started barking like a dog, and you know what, fair. I saw the leash and probably thought ‘doggy’ and then the leash went on me so I was the doggy.