WhoaSlowDownMaurice

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[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FUcking freaking out because I'm worried my gf's gonna die bc she drained a cyst and I stupidly read up on a bunch of stuff online that kept saying "don't do that, you might get an infection and die go see a doctor to get it removed instead" obviously the last part is dumb due to costs but fuck fuck fuck I'm freaking out here

I hate my anxiety but I'm still really scared

kitty-cri

you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the guy who invented Salafism

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

least genocideal NAFO response:

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'd make it caveman themed and call it Homo Erectus

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah yeah we get it nine eleven happened there cut it out with the plane metaphors mr mayor

crashing this plane with no survivors

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Never Back Down 2: The Immediate and Very Hasty Backdown

there could be a giant door you can push on your own so you can feel proud like when a cat feels proud about pushing a door open

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

theme park where the conceit is you're a tiny person in a regular-sized room

Honestly Guaido is probably still to the left of a lot of ppl in the us lol

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

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