WeedReference420

Zelensky will make the perfect pop culture reference in a zoom call at a Harvard graduation ceremony and all the Russian troops will crumble into dust.

My r/gamingcirclejerk brainwormed ass briefly thought they were talking about the guy from the Witcher lmao

Oh yeah, I remember that!

The Vaush Particles have reached such a critical mass that everything is exploding and I'm being teleported around the universe like the beginning of Half Life.

On that Bez grindset

When gets in the US won't need to, he's somehow even more of a stooge to America than your average tory.

Need a rap battle between him and ASAP

Me when I'm coming up way too hard in the smoking area and my friends have to take care of me

This is like learning that a band you like mimes playing their instruments, I'm heartbroken

Detective Halligan obviously sucks because he's a cop (and also all the other awful things he does over the course of the campaign) but he's real as fuck for putting out an arrest warrant for ~~Prince~~ King Charles for Diana's death

Also for being £500 in debt to a pizzeria, dudes can't stop rocking

Garth Marenghi out here literally being to the left of Keir Starmer