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WeedReference420
joined 5 years ago
Really just posting their L's huh
President Javier Milei is ending his international trip early to handle his country's response to the crisis in the Middle East.
My head canon is that the President is actually Nick Offerman who ran third party for the Epic Bacon, Whiskey and Woodworking Party and then the power went to his head but I think that's just my brain automatically filling in the gaps in the worldbuilding.
Senior Israeli officials who are graduates from the Volodymyr Zelenskyy School of Making Shit Up
That rank ass cold buttery garlic sauce is what agents of the Great Satan deserve
Don't worry, the UK is a democracy so soon Keir Starmer will win an election from a continuation of government bunker in Wiltshire where he'll forensically lay out his plans to sanction lefty benefits scroungers to Wes Streeting's maggot infested corpse. Things can only get better!
Technogooners will doom us all.