Washedupcynic

joined 2 months ago
[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This happens to me no matter what I drink.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Canada, please boycott, ridicule, and fuck the USA over harder. As a NYer I apologize for the absolute vile creature our population elected into office. We deserve consequences. Invest in the military and secure your borders. Once this fascist is done with his campaign of terror on his own citizens, expect him to attempt and invasion. Stay strong. Many of us are doing all we can to resist. Please pray for us.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Alternatively: And put them on Trump

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Look into getting a non-driver ID card instead, it may be a less expensive option that still keeps a government ID in your hand. If you are over 21 and you want to buy alcohol, this is the way, unless you already have a valid passport.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Incest is best!

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We have enough of that bullshit down here in the states. Maybe relocate them to Mars?

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My bad. I saw this image and assumed it was satire. I did find a real CL gig post, but have no way to determine if it's a real job posting or if it was put up as satire. The joke about Trump never paying his debts went over my head, and in that case it is not satire. I'm sorry I misunderstood.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

The image I posted has NOTHING to do with the military.com article. The military.com article relates to national guard troops being dispatched to LA and not being paid. The image I posted is a call for actors to be paid stand ins/seat fillers at the trump parade.

After some digging, I actually found the craigs list posting exists: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html

However, no way to know if the CL posting leads to real jobs or if it's just a joke.

However, the fact that Trump never pays his debts is not satire. That is correct.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I edited the title to tag it as satire. Every day brings new absurdity. We are on a memes forum, but I could totally imagine people seeing this and thinking it's real because the zone is so flooded with bullshit.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'll never forget the day when I signed off, "Kind retards," instead of, "Kind Regards."

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was the free fast food and soda that sealed the deal for me.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In this case it's satire.

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