WashedAnus

joined 2 years ago
[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

denji-just-like-me

TFW back pain

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

At least if you live in a place that isn't on fire or cooking to death for its entire duration

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Thank god someone is thinking about how much my slice of Sbarro's pizza in Times Square costs

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Like "Cargo Cult Masculinity," where men buy trucks and wear camouflage and cowboy hats/boots to feel like they're men because men have those things

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago


I see you never met my mother-in-law

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I learned from these noodles that "cartoon character breathing fire" means they're serious about the warnings.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Danish peanut connoisseurs on notice

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The container already says it's super spicy and you shouldn't use the whole packet of spice

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

IIRC, the Venezuelan gold was held in ukkk, so this is yet another western institution proving it's not trustworthy.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Not sure about hardware manufacturing specifically, but regarding security isntrael basically has a carveout where they're allowed to have all of the American technology but they're also allowed to hack it and make workarounds (not subject to DMCA and the like), then sell them back to amerikkka so our cops can hack our cellphones legally.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I say "Hi" to my coworkers and try to change the subject

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