WanakaTree

joined 2 years ago
[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Life, uhhhh, finds a way

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Y'all. At least put some dashes between the words

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like I've seen this exact scenario plenty of times except the red and blue flashing lights never come on - the cop just lets it go

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That'd be Riech

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They didn't say dollarydoos

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Why doesn't mine look like that??

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I've always said kids want to stay up but have to go to bed; Adults want to go to bed but have to stay up.

Which really is saying the same thing you are

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I wanna know what the rules of the game were

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