WanakaTree

They're pretty bland til you scoop some sugar on them

Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we'd always let them go after). Now it's a rarity to even see one

For the love of God and all that is holy... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

Smek lol

I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

Ah you're right. Make more sense, I was thinking how the FUCK did they get a mask on that cat??

I prefer "Rapist Who Wanted Vice President Dead Stumbles and Gets Confused in Speech Again" personally

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you're a student in France.

Welp that's enough Internet for me today