WanakaTree

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[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I'm an American who speaks decent German. I've gotten this flak traveling in non-German speaking Europe - Stupid American only speaking English attitude thrown my way. Mother fucker I'm in France, a German would also be using English here. To some people the only way to not be "that American" is to speak all the languages.

On the flip side, I've had a few Germans ask me why I bothered learning their language when I could just use English.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, had me in the first half

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Used to be a hairy twink. Still are. But used to be, too.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure when pieces get taken you drag them under the board instead of deleting them. Otherwise what will you do when you need to promote a pawn?

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Even better, you could write a macro so en passant would be forced

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

So you're saying it's a choice whether you can see it

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Eat lo-cal, honey

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, it's four half limes in my fridge

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Gah I really didn't expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Shh Bibi is ok

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Me, a heathen, explaining how my family does Easter to my Jewish wife:

"We dye eggs and hide them then eat a bunch of chocolate and jellybeans."

"Wtf? Why"

"I dunno"

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