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I like my $40 watch for surfing, but setting alarms or timezones on it is a massive pain. Smartwatches are great for easily setting alarms/timers when cooking :)

That, and I'm trying to also pull out my phone less and less, as it's distracting. (My smartwatch is unpaired from my phone)

I'm hoping they can find their balls, because I like our space program. :/

I love the Ukrainians, they are tougher than nails. And extremely resourceful.

My state is a traditional American state, where we uphold the values of the past from 1776 - 2015.

This is very cute :)

Time to organize the world's largest orgy.

Just get a couple of fog machines to throw up a barrier (and perhaps a few laser projectors for fun).

Unfortunately, PHEVs are actually way more expensive than EVs in some cases. We were looking at some Toyotas recently, then fully EV kias. Probably due to the ICE and EV drivetrains.

An island, without women. They can return to society, but only if they agree to surrender all property to their sisters or wives, are always escorted by a woman while in public, and have to wear a head to toe shame veil letting everyone know they were an incel.

Retiring at 94, holy shit.

It's really strange that measles outbreaks are almost exclusively in states that voted for Trump. God must be punishing them for their sins. /s

So...about that. Your example has actually happened, and you'll absolutely know who it is, unfortunately....