I feel like that’s even more humiliating to Haley than if she lost even there, having your only victory be that slim can only be explained by the united harmony of the universe or whatever deciding to weaponize its pity towards her
He said that an ISIS leader “died like a dog” too so it’s definitely a running theme
Also I am so fuckn glad that Touhou exists in the Dril lore
What does he have against dogs lmao
We’re not laughing with him, we’re laughing at him 
There’s nothing abt any recent flooding in Kentucky I can find so it seems that you can, in fact, write this shit 
Whatever you do, do NOT pluck his flower out, point it in your face, and squeeze it
Hall and Oates have restraining orders against one another now over royalties disputes lmao
Imagining a CIA-funded insurgency of mayors
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer first aired 12 days before the Supreme Court finally ruled that the national government could force businesses to desegregate (although of course formally segregated school districts continued into the early 70s, and segregated proms were still a thing up through 2013 in parts of Georgia)