Ooh shit lemme test this out
— Too late, pig! That was Cuno’s forever weed brownie! You’re not fucking coming down!
[Easy: Success] — If it has any potency at all, it’s less than a sprinkle of catnip onto your tongue. Nowhere near the alleged “forever high”, sadly.
:CUNOESSE: — They’re gonna know! They’re gonna know that you’re fucking high!
This implies that other than the recent counting of 2021-22, women’s testicular injuries in sports are only measured on ___0 years, further implying that it rises and falls exponentially over the course of each decade. Women’s athletes who compete during ___5 years are braver than the troops o7
Anti-establishment is when you defend the social status quo of the past century but also say naughty words
I GOT FUCKING CORONAVIRUS 
If he’s a “terrorist” then every single Yemeni person is
I mean, that’s the case as far as the 
consensus thinks
Stereotype of Indian convenience store owners
Realized that John Hughes is just the 80s Norman Rockwell
We don’t need him, mlady, I can take you to a ~~deteriorating~~ nice ~~strip mall~~ downtown ~~wendys~~ diner instead 
Wait for my black 1996 Lincoln Town Car ~~with torn seats, power windows that don’t roll down, and rapidly eroding clearcoating~~
update: hosital