DOIN THE NEWWWS
I gotta stop idly browsing google street view when I’m bored because the amount of shitty minimalist boxes in every city makes me legitimately nauseous out of pure dread
looking for a new execution method
ask the executioners if their method is fast enough to not think about or agonizing suffering
they dont understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is fast enough to not think about and what is agonizing suffering
they laugh and say "it's a humane execution method sir"
use execution method
its agonizing suffering
The Rick And Morty guy’s talking gun game
I would sneer at yall for [British food joke] but Heinz is an American company so we really share the blame here
Also, for those not in the know, Iceland (the chain) has been suing like every food company in Iceland (the country) to keep the word “Iceland” from being used on their packaging lol
our government ought to secure the permanent interests of the country against innovation.
We really are living up to what the founding fathers wanted whodathunkit 
Roy Cooper, Laura Kelly, and Andy Beshear in imminent danger of defenestration
Trust the plan etc
No one cares asshole
insane how little coverage an incipient constitutional crisis is getting. kinda ominous tbh lol haha
Playing Swan Lake during the August Coup but it’s PBS abruptly cutting to an intern’s MST3K playlist while they write a bulletin about Texas mobilizing its state police