The dress and layout look like they’re from the fucking Jan. 1968 issue
quote]We're just gonna change the I to an E to maximize the amount of subtle fury across the nation
First president to be honest about it being a US fiefdom, dignity is back to the Oval Office 
Lizzie is a corporate girlboss backed by AIPAC/DMFI and big oil who the DNC/DCCC intervened on behalf of in the 2018 Democratic primary over a somewhat more progressive opponent, which pissed a lot of locals off.
Her primary opponent in this district (TX-07) is Pervez Agwan, a progressive Muslim man who has been accused by campaign staffers of hiring/protecting sex pests on his staff, as well as accused by staffers of being a sex pest himself.
Why does everyone in this country suck
Face/Off but it’s only for one of the guys
This guy has probably personally run the last dedicated lesbian bars in the metro area out of business to host ethereum mining rigs inside.
Said rigs have not been checked on since mid-2022. One of them burned its building to the ground and got melted into the floor. Another has been bricked for months (which he is well aware of, but insists that once Nvidia stock rises high enough he’ll afford to upgrade the entire array to take up BOTH floors)
You are a swiftie. Bitch, you live in Nevada. You are a poster. You need to give your fucking landlord the rent.
Peak cultural zeitgeist crossover
We’re in fucking 2024 motherfucker 
just ate the worst m&m style chocolate pieces