Top left 24/7 motherfuckers
Don’t even post what you’d put here in the comm even if it qualifies cause I’m just that good at this shit
Building as many redundant railyards as possible over the outskirts of Houston
Maglev testing range enveloping Phoenix
Converting the tech HQs in Sunnyvale into railcar assembly lines
Fucking up New Jersey and Florida as much as possible in general
SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLOWS
GIVE ME MY SLEEPING PILLS
channeling his inner sweet revenge era gerard way
chicks rock
smh fuckin nerdddddd
“I’ll tell ya what it is. It’s anti-Trotskyist discrimination.”
The town council would like to advise residents that refusal to partake in Loyalty Day festivities will lead to your residency being temporarily revoked. You will, mercifully, be given an hour to leave the city limits to one of four Disloyalty Encampments, where you’ll be given the opportunity to be taught the many, many ways in which to be grateful for your hometown.
Refusal to leave town, or to engage with the Encampment’s curriculum, will result in arrest, along with three weeks of community service on behalf of the Sheriff’s Secret Police, consisting primarily of the placement and recovery of hidden cameras and microphones.
Now, the community calendar…
Happy birthday communism 
95% of the House of Commons is left vacant
Unfortunately it also means my facial hair is never shaved just the right amount
The siege of Azovstal but it’s the twin cities university