Depicted: Why I've been trying to violently cut away Windows' presence in my life.
"Security" features that add no security whatsoever and only exist for DRM reasons
Yes. Encourage people to use federation FFS.
If it has to be from this list... The HUD. Having a chronic disease, much more convenient than having to do yearly check-ups just to know if I'm still in remission or if I need some new intervention. Just a notification saying "Your crohn's disease condition has advanced to level 2" letting me know it's time to call the doctor.
If not from this list, then video-game style cooking-crafting. Mix the tail of a random lizard with the stomach of a weird bull to make yourself into a god for ten brief minutes.
[opens terminal and hits control-R]
My mind has been expanded. How come no one told me of this before? This surf-and-turfs the fuck out of mashing up.
I vote Lemmurians or Lemmings.
My asexual ass just browsing around for funsies. I guess my response would be "Hey lady, want some chocolate?"
Howdy doo little gay people on my computer
Reddit corporate is not very smart. Never was.
Spez and his mates had proven way back in the early 10s that they had the mindset and attitude of 4chan troll teenagers, despite being business-owning adults.
I actually do know how, I just don't know where to even begin finding the material necessary sjdksjdksjd
The ancient greeks knew what magnets were at least.