VinesNFluff

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In my defence Google search has gone to absolute shit in recent months.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Unicorns aren't real. Only weird gay ppl who pretend to be unicorns on the Internet.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

Impossible to link back to me though, assuming I enter the store invisible.

They'll just see a wave of crimes where some random object just randomly levitates off a shelf/hook and vanishes.

I could stay mobile by getting into busses between cities, also in invisible mode.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Do objects in my hand also disappear?

Cuz I would do so much shoplifting

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

American Exceptionalism

That is it.

That is literally it.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You see it all started when some dumb motherfuckers decided to leave the relatively plentiful African Savannah for the dead-land that was the desert. Then they had to invent agriculture and it was all downhill from there.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (7 children)

The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It's been a decade and I'm still as large and hairy as I was back then.

My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's literally just correct. Are you sure you don't know your Linux lore?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now like all meems, I stole this And the person I stole this from seems to be someone who understands what actual prepping would look like, possibly even someone who's done it, and is making fun of all the "this is my bunker, I have 200 guns and 40 kilograms of canned food. What? First aid? That's for womens." type preppers.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 88 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Methinks right wing preppers know exactly what they are doing and are preparing to rob and loot the community-building efforts that other people create communally after the fall. But hey, that's just a theory. 💅

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hate that I have 0 knowledge of Chinese (or Japanese, whatever this is) so can't tell if you're joking or not.

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