VikingHippie

joined 2 years ago
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 23 points 2 years ago

Equal rights ≠ special treatment

Protection against violence and discrimination ≠ pandering

Thinking that the fair and dignified treatment of minority groups is mistreatment of the ones who still have the vast majority of the wealth, power and opportunities to prosper = bigotry and false victimhood

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 years ago

To the surprise of absolutely nobody who's not in the cult.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 years ago

And she gets them ❤️

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Prancer does modern dance

Vixen is a model

Comet is a programmer

Dancer is professionally tiny

Cupid is a couple's therapist

Donner is a very specialised party planner

Blitzen is a photographer

Olive is an oil magnate

And Rudolph is a mine shaft inspector.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's also literally every other mammal with the possible exception of platypi. Nobody knows what the fuck is up with those freaks and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar, high or a high liar.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 years ago

Let's just go with Space Cowboy, then.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 years ago

I've seen them all and none of them prove that it's inherent to all of them rather than the fault of their owners not being up to the job.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

By that logic, we should ban cars, motorcycles, boats, aeroplanes, horses and almost all other dogs

Good luck with that..

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 years ago

Did you even read the article? He left a poorly socialised dog untethered and unattended.

That would stil be extremely irresponsible dog ownership if he had been the undisputed king of dog trainers for 800 years.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's Cesar Milan being a fraud who doesn't practice what he preaches.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, if we're going to go extinct anyway, we might as well have some fun doing it! You just KNOW Weird Al would be able to come up with a way of murdering us all so delightfully silly that we'd all enjoy it 😂

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I completely agree. Can we stop with the rampant defamation of usually sweet dogs, then?

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