VicksVaporBBQrub

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Generation X cpus like the AMD Athlon will happily overclock, compress a video, look-up knee care tips, and listen to Black Sabbath in the background... just as long as you're keepin' it cool, like totally cool, man. Ice ice baby.

That's just the smoke monster from Lost. It's just trying to live a normal life outside of Hollywood. It's only nefarious if you were nefarious in another life... or whatever the plot was on Lost.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well. It's one of two things now. I can go pay my respects at this dead guy's funeral. Or I can go pay other things...

It's not like he needs a fancy table anymore.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I like the idea there will be a future. But my ideas, as goodwill and rare as they are... such as love of Anna Kendrick's mammoth-sized commodious teeth, shopping at co-ops even though it's expensive, and instant capital punishment to anyone involved in voter "super packs"... my knees and back continue to rust. And must resort to popcorn and the lawnchair as mankind sunsets into geologic history.


[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I want to see a future movie were rival EV off-road truck enthusiasts show off tricks for territorial Level 4 EV charging rights. One guy stuck in mud, in a Rivian truck, does 360' tank turn spins and bunny hops to victory. Rich old investors on the sidelines (a Elon Musk cameo maybe) who visibly lost bets are upset yelling, "who was that, why didn't we have that!?"

All the while muddy teenagers are dancing to a revival of "California Love" sung by a giant 3D holograph Tupac Shakur comprised of acrobatic glowing drones in an amber polluted-colored night sky.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ME: I heard this book has a good gunfight. Let's see...table of contents... Chapter 7: high noon showdown saloon, ah yes... page 93... {Tap}... {tap tap}. Huh?? Ah, yes of course.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.

He ducked back down the alley.

"Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.

Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"

Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The article didn't point out that most illegal grow houses have unmetered electricity.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (35 children)

Can I get a rundown of the few non-flagship phonemakers that are currently out there? I have heard of The Nothing Phone. Are there more companies that put together Androids to operate within the US?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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I just dusted this TABLE YESTERDAY!!

😺: I almost died!

 

Found on imgur.

 
 

This short is part of Loic Suberville's longer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNHyk2JAas

 
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