VaalaVasaVarde

joined 1 year ago
[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If you are good at inventing doomsday weapons, you could become Syndrome!

Syndrome

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I once made Coq au Vin, it took around 2 hours, and I never felt like cooking that again.

At least it was really tasty.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Feeling suicidal? No. Okay then try an all bean diet and see if it helps.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait I thought Alexa was a way to make money off people by making it easy to order stuff?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah she's the best, and in three weeks she's going on maternity leave, rumor has it that Susie will take her place but don't spread it around.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me too, how is it going with Greg from finance?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I may not get the joke but when I hear Eine Insel Mit Zwei Bergen I start humming dolls united:

https://youtu.be/Pa499B8YuPw

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Isn't that how people get rid of them? Or am I doing something wrong?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tampons can be good for bleeding hemorrhoids, or gunshot wounds. Real men get both!

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol, finally googled it and yes there's no Apple in sight 🤦🏽‍♀️

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