VaalaVasaVarde

joined 1 year ago
[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can't resist me you know)...

Put that into a trump translator and bingo.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

It's trusted sources all the way down.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those eyes remind me of Monty Python's Complete Waste Of Time

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Now I get angry and make hurtful accusations about you.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The instructions are unclear, it raises more questions, and I need more pictures!

How do you go to the store? and how do you slice lime?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Well actually they do.

According to this trusted source.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

I'm not getting an astro, I watched Runaway (1984) I know what they can do:

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Dad: Jimmy the HOA evicted the last family that started growing vegetables in their front garden.

Jimmy: Let's mess up those fascists.

And they did...

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Gotta get that umami flavour!

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