But you are a 64 year old Irish singer aren't you?
Unpigged
Back in early 2000s I was working as an Internet cafe admin, selling services and managing computers on the outskirts of Kyiv.
There was this one customer, a late 30..early 40s dude who showed every now and again. He had two giant mastiff dogs in a regular three room apartment in a typical Soviet 9 story panel building, and a serious hard on the whole FBI, CIA and secret operations thing. Internet was quite new back then and one day he came to me and said that he knows an address of the FBI web page with all the most wanteds listed there. And he was very specific in saying that there was that bearded Muslim Al Quaeda guy, probably Osama bin Laden.
So I wonder, what would he say today? Like, there a most wanted guy who... burned a car?
I never had seen a French person frowning at the worst possible attempt at French.
Your French could sound like a seal having a stroke while tripping on acid, like a 1920 Ford T coughing on sugar reach diesel, like a dyslexic Albanian speaking Icelandic - and still the result will be at least an attempt at understanding and communication.
Compare that to Germany, where one mispronounced syllable in a conversation with a native aboriginal make the same effect as if you were telling them a double 4-disk Enigma encrypted message.
Oh yeah no shit. I'm in a waiting list for a waiting list for an appointment.
Helps a lot to care about my family.
Cauliflower ear is a well known diagnosis btw
The story of Achilles might teach you a thing here.
Having long hair as a boy.
Furries made me rethink the whole "Homo homini lupus est" thing
Aneurysm warning: meme contains gen z speech
Maybe about time for me so start the first.
Napalm Death, about ten times.