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[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

That's exactly not what I said but you do you

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I would challenge the statement that half meter long nails and three liters of Botox and fillers in one face are far beyond the 'self fulfillment' and is rather a (very, very bad) marketing attempt.

If you decide to use your last money to stroke own ego and look like a porn star, that's on you.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Coming up with a meme template
  2. Delegating memeing to the crowd
[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kudos to Finland. There's no reason to hate someone specifically when you generally dislike everyone equally.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Intel 486sx at whooping 33MHz, 4Mb RAM, 650 Mb HDD. Was some Red Hat flavor and took a couple of minutes to launch Netscape Navigator.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Hmmm, this is more fitting. Also Roomba isn't particularly fast, unlike trains.

Thanks, interesting metaphor.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Napalm Death, about ten times.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But you are a 64 year old Irish singer aren't you?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Back in early 2000s I was working as an Internet cafe admin, selling services and managing computers on the outskirts of Kyiv.

There was this one customer, a late 30..early 40s dude who showed every now and again. He had two giant mastiff dogs in a regular three room apartment in a typical Soviet 9 story panel building, and a serious hard on the whole FBI, CIA and secret operations thing. Internet was quite new back then and one day he came to me and said that he knows an address of the FBI web page with all the most wanteds listed there. And he was very specific in saying that there was that bearded Muslim Al Quaeda guy, probably Osama bin Laden.

So I wonder, what would he say today? Like, there a most wanted guy who... burned a car?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I never had seen a French person frowning at the worst possible attempt at French.

Your French could sound like a seal having a stroke while tripping on acid, like a 1920 Ford T coughing on sugar reach diesel, like a dyslexic Albanian speaking Icelandic - and still the result will be at least an attempt at understanding and communication.

Compare that to Germany, where one mispronounced syllable in a conversation with a native aboriginal make the same effect as if you were telling them a double 4-disk Enigma encrypted message.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah no shit. I'm in a waiting list for a waiting list for an appointment.

Helps a lot to care about my family.

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