Then I'm not sure why ur so confused
I do.
Thanks, friend!
But I was never upset, so it's not less upset.
I'm aware that you really, really want me to be upset. But you're so meaningless to me, nothing you do or say could upset me.
Thanks, friend!
Agreed! World instance is as bad as Reddit
So I'm a bot or a edgy 14-yr old now?
Well, except for the fact that I'm retired, have my own house and land, I have children older than you, and the fact that I'm old enough to have fucked your grandma when she was still hot; let's go with the edgy teen option!
You keep crying, I'll keep laughing.
Thanks, friend!
How would I do that? I'm a bot, right? And I don't even remember any edits. I may have edited for clarity, but I post a lot, so I can't remember.
Exactly. And I am not ever gonna feel sorry for someone who fell for the magic trick. It's sooo outrageous and so out there, that if they are gullible enough to fall for religion, then they actually should be in a place like that so they can be protected from the real world.
I don't buy the excuse of "I was brainwashed" or "but but my family forced me." blah blah blah. Fuck that noise.
I grew up in poverty in a small midwestern town. My entire family history was Baptist. Church every Sunday. Of course they tried to have me go that route.
At 8 years old. Yes EIGHT, I realised it was all bullshit. I kept going because of games and the friends I had there were cool.
At 10 I admitted to my parents that not only didn't I believe any of it, but that I had been faking it for 2 years. By then tho, I sorta started to notice girls. So I kept going. Always the class clown in sunday school class.
Parents continually disappointed. I didn't care then. Don't care now.
Got my gf knocked up when I was 17. Moved out of the house, into a new town with her, started working, did my thing.
Parents remained disappointed. I didn't care then. Don't care now.
In fact, for shits and grins, when I got baptized into the LDS (Mormon) church 3 years ago, I put it on my facebook page. There is only one thing Baptists hate as much as they hate Satan--and that's a Mormon.
The shock and sad emojis were glorious.
Parents still disappointed. I don't care.
I do what I want. When I want. Where I want. I'm retired now at 55 yrs old. I give zero fucks what anybody thinks. That goes for family and people on the interwebs.
Tho watching people rage at me on Lemmy for no reason other than the fact that I post Trump news is pretty entertaining.
Thanks, friend!
why would you want to have anything to do with a cult started by a chronic scam artist?
Brah, that's the reason I DO want anything to do with them. Imagine how fucking awesome it is that some dude pulled a stunt like that and so many people fell for it. Dude, he told them that he had gold pages written in some angelic script.
They'd ask to look at it. He'd say "Nah homie, I'm supposed to keep it secret and just translate. But here, you can feel them through this bag though."
How fucking charismatic would you have to be to pull that shit off!? And people believed what he said so strongly, that they FUCKING WALKED across the United States to form a new town and practically build Utah from scratch!
I admire his balls. I want to be a scam artist like that.
Annnd by me becoming an official member (as in baptism, paperwork, and everything), I get to go to an accredited college (BYU) for $79 a credit hour. That's cheaper than the community college in my town.
So fuck yeah, I wanna be part of that.
And how did I become a member? I just nodded my head, stayed wide-eyed, and said "yes" on every question they asked. Except for the ones where they asked me if I jerked off or fucked people. I jerk off all the time, and I had just fucked the crazy out of my gf before that question session. So I said "no" for those questions. (She HATES that I scammed them by the way. She's not LDS, but she thinks it's a shitty thing for me to do.)
Now having said all that, the people I have met in the LDS community are some of the most honest, hardworking upright people I have ever known. No fucking joke.
But yeah, I totally faked my way into it for cheap college. I scammed the scam artists. And it's delicious.
No regrets.
Also, you are the first person to ever ask about it on Lemmy, so yay. Most people on Lemmy think I MUST be a conservative because they see "Mormon" in my profile.
How people on Lemmy overlook the Satanist part or that I say "fuck" all the time is beyond me tho...
Thanks, friend!
They’re quite the oddball
But just the other day, you mentioned that I was a bot and not even human. So...
I don't give a fuck if it will "help" my case or not. Facts are facts. And I stated the facts.
Also, I got more upvotes than downvotes for that post. And for posts from me, that's a rare thing. So um, looks like it did help my case after all.
Thanks, friend! :)
Not upset at all. I just want to repay those mods with the same behavior. But I'm not upset about it.
And you thought I was a bot, so how would a bot get upset?
Glad you finally agree.