UncleArthur

I'm not sure, but I've ended up in the doghouse on many occasions.

Okay, he was very old and ill, but I'm still suspicious!

Children building guys and demanding money.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-penny-for-the-guy.html

My local (and large) supermarket in the UK only stocks Coke, not even an own-brand cola. My local corner shop only stocks Coke. We live in the sticks and there isn't a lot of choice.

Sorry, I'm a cat person. Can't stand dogs.

A more interesting statistic would be to ask how many people actually read a newspaper.

I'd imagine, if he was killed, it was to stop him testifying against all the other paedophiles he enabled, in order to get a reduced sentence. Unsurprisingly, this scenario annoys people.

Of course! You leap out of bed and stagger around the room whilst shouting, "Oh, god! Oh, christ! Arrgh!" The cramp eases off in as little as 5 minutes' time.

Chronically, kidney stones followed by gall bladder stones. Acutely, cramp anywhere in the leg.

Everything you need to know.

https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/exchanging-old-banknotes

Either my council tax or my utility bills.

That's a bit harsh. When I say someone is envious as opposed to jealous, I am trying to convey a particular meaning. It doesn't bother me if someone uses the terms interchangeably as I can usually work out what they mean, but I do like my communication to be as clear as possible.